I appreciate his efforts… he is going for the 100-0 mullet. It is indeed a party in the rear, but kind of scary up front. They say no one has ever pulled it off, my man did. Somehow it makes me long for the 80-20.
If you do a Google images search for Dr. Mullet, these are a few of the beauties who appear. At least one of these guys seems to be a serious, practicing (probably licensed) doctor. I am not sure, but you’d think at some point, maybe you’d ditch the mullet.. at least if you plan to be the kind of doctor who works on patients.. living ones.
Dr. Billy Ray Cyrus
Paging Doctor Creeper…
Some people are raised on mullets. Some people discover them later in life. My man here has a sweet little finer mullet-in-training. I wish him well. The cards are stacked against him.
#minimullet #gingermullet #mullettraining
This interesting picture was dubbed “Mad Cow Mullet” by the photographer. The boots and coveralls are accented only by man’s best friend who seems to have a disproportionate front-to-rear hair distribution as well.
This is in so many ways the basic mullet. My man is rocking the Renaissance Fair with wife in tow. Note the very visible chest tat. Stay classy Alabama.
These dudes seems like more than just regular Joes.. probably the fun kids to party with.
This dude is number three on the list when you Google Mr. Mullet. I would like to start a campaign to see if tho guy can’t become number 1. I mean, could there be a more perfect Mr. Mullet? He is the just-right combination of creepy, slick, and unapologetic.
OK.. so maybe it is more of a word processor than a super computer, but this guy is making things happen. He is a mullet man on a mission. His mission.. finish his autobiography, “The Man, the Myth, The Mullet.”
This guy is proudly representing middle America. The original McMullet is born.
I suppose it would probably be more of a challenge to find a guy with a killer mullet like this who isn’t a creeper.