He had them at “Hey Girl.”
Aside from the general fear associated with people sporting the curl mullet, this guy inspires an extra layer of trepidation.
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This dude has his mullet going on all right. Fresh out of the 80’s the mullet is tight. He’s ready for the game in a multitude of ways. Nice work my friend.
An Amish Hate Crime
An Amish elder named Mullet,
And some of his inbred clan,
bore hatred deep in their gullets
for their Amish fellow man.
Murder seemed out of the question,
It’s rare among Amish, folks say,
(It may be that a horse and a carriage
doesn’t make for a quick getaway.)
So Mullet and some of his minions
Invented a new sort of crime:
Shaving their bearded opponents
one Amish man at a time.
Losing one’s beard among Amish-
A disgrace before God, it’s been said.
Mullet spared no woman either
choping the hair from their heads.
His victims are speechless with anger,
denuded of both beards and hair.
Leave it to someone named “Mullet”
To offend using a Barber’s chair.
Mullet’s in Federal custody;
charged with a crime, not a sin.
He refuses to answer the charges
By the hair of his chinny chin chin.
A true hair raising tale- you can’t make this up.
by John F McCullagh
This guy.. this mullet. Perhaps the model citizens of the hippie mullet world.
They say the mullet makes the guy… or you know.. whatever.
These were the results of a Google search for “Disaster” mullets. Overall, pretty scary business.
Michael Bolton is pretty infamous for his mullet style. Cursed with a runaway hairline, Mike relies more on the rear stylings to keep things fresh. Rock on Michael Bolton. Mullet-on.
America’s love affair with the black framed motivational poster seems to have waned.. however, what has not back off is our obsession with a quality mullet. Here are a few examples of mullet-inspired motivational signed. Highly recommended to be printed and put on display in the workplace or home.
Nothing special, just your standard American mullet. My man is keeping it fresh with this 20-80.